I started out by accusing my officer of charging me with the You can’t scare me I work at Lowe’s I’ve seen it all shirt wrong law. The serial number written on the ticket was something like 0571736483 which didn’t exist. Apparently the officer wrote OS 71736483 and it was a valid law, which the judge kindly pointed out to me. I just smiled and said “Okay, moving on”.I asked the officer when he had last calibrated his radar gun. He said he had done it that morning. Moving on again.
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I hand drew some pictures on college graph paper (the judge You can’t scare me I work at Lowe’s I’ve seen it all shirt smiled at how bad my drawings were) of how my car was positioned and the cars around me and pointed out that it was possible his radar gun hit one of the surrounding cars. He responded that radar guns are pretty accurate and he’s sure he hit my car. Next argument.Last, I asked him if he remembered where he picked me up. He said “No, I picked her up two months ago so I don’t remember the exact whereabouts.” I GOT HIM. I said “Since he doesn’t remember his location he might not have been in his jurisdiction.” Officers can’t give tickets in places which aren’t in their specific counties.The judge smiled and laughed a little bit. She said “I truly believe you were speeding, but since there’s reasonable doubt of him being in his jurisdiction, your ticket will be waived. Slow down Mrs. Enget.”I was ELATED. Spring Break was on once again and I was ticket free.I’m the world’s greatest traffic lawyer.